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Review: Cosmic Bullshit

In the beginning, was the Word, and the Word was [expletive deleted].

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 functional movements, but I fear the man who has deadlift 10,000 times.

United States History, ADHD-style

The Battle Hymn of Toni Mason

“They made us retract everything, even the data that wasn’t fraudulent!”

All houses are haunted; only the lucky ones have ghosts.

How things are unmade

Are we the maddies?

“If we are bringing out skeletons, how about let’s bring out some about your folks?”

What’s next, Don Lemon’s rehabilitation of General Ripper?